#batfamily memes

[theaceofarrows]

Pov: You're a Gotham criminal in December

[dollishmehrayan]

WE LISTEN, WE DON’T JUDGE TREND ── .✦

A/n: so there’s this trend on TikTok where it’s like “we listen we don’t judge” and I couldn’t stop thinking about batboys doing this (here’s the trend -> trend) SO UM YEAH.

(tags: batboys we listen we don’t judge trend.)

All of them: we listen, we don’t judge.

jason: "I once stole the Batmobile because Bruce wouldn't let me drive it, then parked it in front of Crime Alley like it was a trophy."

Dick: "And you’re proud of that?"

Tim: "He said we don’t judge."

Damian: "But I am judging."

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Dick: "I once did an entire patrol in sequined tights because I forgot my suit, and honestly? Gotham didn’t notice."

Jason: "They definitely noticed, man."

Tim: "Still doesn’t top the mullet plus, discowing, plus-“ *cue dick shushing him with his finger aggressively*

Damian: "Disgraceful, I don’t associate with you imbeciles.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Tim: "I once fell asleep on a rooftop during patrol and woke up to pigeons sitting on me, back when I was robin I think.”

Jason: "Bro, how do you survive Gotham?"

Dick: "Better question—how did we not find you?"

Damian: "this is why I try to escape you guys.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Damian: "I once released a venomous snake in the Batcave to test Father’s reflexes."

Jason: "See? This is why nobody wants to come near you within a 6 mile radius."

Tim: "I still have nightmares from Bruce’s screams.”

Dick: "Bruce does too, I heard him screaming about snakes the other night, no wonder why.”

── .✦

All of them: “We listen. We don’t judge.”

Duke: "I once wore a full frankstein suit to school for spirit day... because I forgot it wasn’t Halloween and like mixed up Halloween and spirit day up.”

Jason: "I’m so proud of you."

Damian: "Jason can go dress up like frankstein because he doesn’t need to color the scars or stit-“ *cue jason leaping from his seat towards damian*

Dick: “WHAT THE FUCK-“

── .✦

*video ends with jason and Damian sitting on the couch in full body casts.*

[firerose18991]

Knowing Bruce he's the type of Father that lets his children pick off his plate. After a certain amount of children he's learned to order two of the same plate.

[comics-at-dawn]

i love the bat family sm 🖤🦇

[mothmoth0]

Someone save Tim 😭

[redactedrem]

The realization came to me during my lunch break.

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Memes based on The Drakes Spoiled Brat (part 4) (WERE BACK BABYYY) All of these are chapter 9

[quotidian-oblivion]

Evie-stevie (@foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego) made some memes for chapter 20 of the fic and I'd like to share them all with you!

[SPOILERS of The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry]

Love you, Evie /p you're an awesome beta-reader and I had tons of fun going over the fic w you

[gothamstodd]

I know somebody has to have done this before so apologies if so but I just think I'm so funny

[cutebat]

Me when I solved the answer, but the teacher told me to show my work.

[ms-nesbit]

batfamily's spotify wrapped!!!

top 0.05% listeners of Hozier: dick

top artist - Celine Dion: damian

listened to over 130 genres (mostly while asleep): tim

listened to more podcasts than music: barbara :)

top genre - dad rock: bruce

top artist - kk slider: cass

top playlist - 'men: a tragedy': kate

proud listener of only tiktok music: duke thomas

streamed holiday in cambodia 12 times in one night (bad habit): alfred

abandoned spotify's platform bc he 'doesn't want to support a bullshit system that essentially pirates small artists' work', but in reality dumped it entirely when spotify fully monetized their audiobooks: jason

[theaceofarrows]

Gotham citizen memes

[firerose18991]

College is kicking my ass, have a batfam:

Jason:  (on the stairs) And if I'm lying then may the devil himself strike me down.

*immediately trips and falls down screaming*

Bruce: *un bothered, reading a book* Stop summoning things the mansion is haunted enough.

Duke:  Haunted? *eye roll*

Bruce:  Half my family is buried in the backyard. Of course this place is haunted.

[comics-at-dawn]

if they don’t unhand dick imma riot 😭

[mothmoth0]

I can't believe i didn't put this shit on here haha

[redactedrem]

Tragically saw this on Twitter and immediately came here to show off my cursed screenshots like an undiscovered relic